The following are the lyrics to a song that I wrote (along with my good friend Cassandra) back in 2009. I’m posting them because I love them and frankly I’d like to share.
Here goes:
Oyster Diver
by Janette Holmes and Cassandra Corbin
Come out of the closet and step into the world.
Some may despise you, but that’s just absurd.
Let’s be honest: you like ‘em hot.
Big tits or small ones; as long as they’ve got a twat.
‘Cause you’re an oyster diver.
You can’t deny her.
Put on your plaid vest
And say ‘fuck you’ to straightness.
‘Cause when you’re an oyster diver, pussy is the best.
Some like them hairy, and some like them clean.
Some like a runway with some in between.
Some like ‘em juicy, some dry to the bone.
No matter your preference, just make sure that she moans.
‘Cause you’re an oyster diver.
You can’t deny her.
Some may call you a dyke
When pussy is what you like.
But you’re an oyster diver. Stop trying to fight.
We’ve all had issues with living the lie.
But come on, let’s be real: You act like a guy.
You’re an oyster diver.
You can’t deny her.
No matter what they say,
You know you’re totally fucking gay.
We’re oyster divers.
And you can’t deny us.
We’re not trying to hide.
We’re just showing off some pride.
‘Cause we’re oyster divers. Let us live our lives!
