So I made my father sign up for Pottermore like the rest of us cool people…

And just as I suspected, he’s a Hufflepuff

No wonder I’m such a spoiled daughter—He’s just a big ‘Puff softie who can’t resist my Slytherin wiles.

Still no Pottermore official welcome? Fuck it. I’m going to the Wizarding World.

See y’all after I’ve had my fill of Butterbeer and Cauldron Cakes. 

So I finally got the email that should have come at 4am when I registered…
But it’s here, so now I just have to wait for my welcome email so I can start the whole experience and whatnot.
Yay…more waiting…

And by the way, I am still not so excited that we couldn’t pick out our own usernames, but I think I got a pretty good one. NoxStorm. Yup, that’s me. 
Now I just need to be sorted into Slytherin or so help me I will crucio somebody…

So I finally got the email that should have come at 4am when I registered…

But it’s here, so now I just have to wait for my welcome email so I can start the whole experience and whatnot.

Yay…more waiting…

And by the way, I am still not so excited that we couldn’t pick out our own usernames, but I think I got a pretty good one. NoxStorm. Yup, that’s me. 

Now I just need to be sorted into Slytherin or so help me I will crucio somebody…