When my (now) ex left me for the home-wrecking harlot that had been trying to come between us for the last year?
Yeah, so much for that, right? I mean, it’s only 4 years of my life down the drain. Nbd. It’ll just serve as a lesson not to trust anyone in a long-distance relationship. How was I supposed to know you’d be so desperate as to find whatever garbage was lying around as soon as I went off to uni, even though we’d been together for 3 years at that point? Serves me right for letting my guard down. I should’ve known that you’d turn to whatever pathetic excuse for a human being that was throwing themselves at you as soon as I left.
All those stories that you told, all the lies that spewed from your lips, all the excuses time and time again:
That’s fine though. When you’re left unsatisfied by her boring, pushover, submissive nature and her lack of drive to do anything other than fap to shitty anime for the rest of her life, I’ll be here saying ‘I told you so’.
You won’t be happy. You won’t be satisfied, neither in your life together nor in your bedroom. You’ll miss me, in more ways than one. But you’ve changed and frankly, I really dislike the person you’ve become. You’re not the person I once was happy to be with and you’re definitely not the person I fell for so long ago. You’re arrogant to the point of obnoxious, you’re manipulative and conniving for all the wrong reasons, you’re a liar and a cheater and I simply don’t appreciate who you are anymore.
Meanwhile, I’m about to graduate, get a job, move out of this dead-end state and do something with my life. I’ll get over you. I’m already starting to. It’s not hard when I think of all the fuckery you’ve put me through over the last 4 years. I’m done. Da-dun-done. And I’m not looking back. I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted because you’ll be lucky if you ever get to see me again.
