there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may
Deep down, you’ve always wanted Buffy to accept you - to love you, even.
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
MY TOP FAVE MOVIES: “Well… sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmh… better not." - Pitch Perfect (2012)
*puts on blow by beyonce*
"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….