(Source: corporation-cats)

Men fear witches because they take their power from the earth without poisoning the soil.

vincisomething:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

I want this book

(Source: thewritersramblings)

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

(Source: breakourbones)

fail splendidly. fail comfortably. use failure as a redirect. not as a measure of your worth or value. fail beautifully.
me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum.

fatbodypolitics:

klingondays:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

masters of disguise!

That cat in the cabinet. lol

(Source: meowoof.com.au)

tastefullyoffensive:

Always eat your vaggies. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Always eat your vaggies. [via]

rebloghogs:

Don’t Mess with Us
Cosplayers: rebloghogs (Hysteria!Alice) & galaxeys (Regular Alice)
Photographer: U.V. Photography

rebloghogs:

Don’t Mess with Us

Cosplayers: rebloghogs (Hysteria!Alice) & galaxeys (Regular Alice)

Photographer: U.V. Photography

(Source: bunnyhepburn)

5000letters:

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

me:*owns 264 unread books*
me:*buys 17 new books*
me:*rereads harry potter*

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life)